Throwing myself a birthday party on Tumblr...Who...
There’s 21 candles…hope you like the taste of wax.
Hey Self...Happy 20th Birthday, from...Yourself....
Hey...don't tell anyone this but uhh...
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Today, a girl at my school was stabbed to death by...
J. Cole feat trey Songz- “Can’t Get Enough” j cole is theeeee most beautiful man. :)
When you try to have a cute laugh:
EXPECTATION: REALITY: then everyone stares at you like: More Laughs Here
GIRL, shake that laffy taffy.
pixelatedboobs: aww shit now.
When you press backspace to delete a typo and your...
if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me why
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
See what your followers really think.
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. PINK = I think you are unattractive. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PLEASE DO THIS!! I’m reblogging it until...